Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No room for weaklings here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every fiber of the experience.
- Dump that boring stuff you’ve been doing.
- Here's where the real pleasure is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, screaming trip.
You're not begging. We’re just offering you the truth.
dudes: Dude Get down with me Me Fucking ASAP
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Release. Don't Delay around with BS, just Make love to me already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Man get more info up, I know you want to.
Seriously! These Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- Maybe I Should Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Out of Hand.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Be Left Alone in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Fire this Fucking Wild
Tonight, we're gonna make it rain. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta raise hell and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will keep us moving.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.